the geese continue their merciless slaughter
the rivers continue to run red with the blood of their victims
You promise. “I swear on the angel. The hell with that. I swear on us.” “Why us?”
i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
i wasn’t kidding when i said i got asked out by taylor swift once
I wonder which song is about you